Can someone like, I dunno, point me in the direction of a Mittens supporter? What are they like? Do they spend half their days sleeping, or eating five dollar bills? Are they from the Caymen Islands? Do they hate Irish setters or what? Because for someone who is most likely the frontrunner, I have not encountered any real life humans who love the guy. But if an internet resource exists that includes people gushing over his money, hair, or electability, please help me out.