April 2012
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If Rick Santorum gets elected...
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“Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”
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Fox News hired a doctor to confirm that President Obama’s son would look nothing like Trayvon Martin. That’s fucking investigative journalism and science at its finest.
I found a video for those who can bare to watch.
I couldn’t even watch a full minute.
Fox News, you are so pathetic.
Lou Dobbs, you’re...
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WHY ARE LAWMAKERS OPPOSED TO SEX EDUCATION?
Created by: PublicHealthDegree.com
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“Oh my god! Santorum thinks if Obama gets elected to a second term, all of the...”
– Jon Stewart, in reaction to Rick Santorum’s dystopian political ad (via seriouslyamerica)
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“I apologize to anyone offended by what one prominent black conservative called...”
– Geraldo Rivera, giving the worst apology ever. (via theatlantic)
So “I have a black friend” is still in use, it seems.
(via socialistictendencies)
GOP state Rep. not sure what the big deal is about... →
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Wait, what?
When you find out this dude’s blog is titled “Ramblings of a Conservative Cow Doctor,” you know it’s going to be bad.
John was a swinger, but not your typical a sex symbol. He was hairy, had short legs, fat belly and he slobbered a lot, but the vet school rumor mill said he was earning nearly $300 per week practicing his trade. John’s registered...
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“So whenever you hear Republicans say that they are the party of traditional...”
– Ignorance Is Strength - NYTimes.com (via robot-heart-politics)
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“The 2012 election is likely to be the last stand for the older, demographically...”
– Jonathan Chait in his analysis which explains the hysteria dominating the current rhetoric of the Republican party in New York Magazine
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Rick Santorum Claims "Inspiration" from 'The...
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Rick Santorum has told his staff that he has read a synopsis of the first Hunger Games book and feels its message has inspired him. He has shared how this will shape the future of his campaign.
Under a Santorum presidency, anyone caught attempting to obtain or provide birth control services will be rounded up and forced to fight in a yearly gladiatorial event known...
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If Republican presidential candidates were a wine...
Waiter: What would you like?
Me: Well, I was in the mood for some internal misogyny.
Waiter: We have a fine Bachmann 2012. Not as spicy as the Palin '08 but...
Me: Well actually, do you have anything with really strong tinges of racism?
Waiter: Well the Paul '88 was, of course, legendary. The racism in the Paul '12 is much more subtle but make no mistake, it's still there. The Paul doesn't really work without at least a hint of racism on the nose. I also hear the Perry is...
Me: You know, I haven't had anything with a strong misplaced family values base since the Bush '04.
Waiter: Oh well then, sir, you'll want to sample both the Romney and the Gingrich. Although, while they both say 'contains family values' on the label, you really have to hold it back in the throat and inhale to even find a trace of it.
Me: What if I just want something kind of different but vaguely familiar at the same time, that will leave me somewhat confused or possibly disturbed?
Waiter: The Cain is new but I doubt it'll stay in stock long.
Me: I dunno, Do you have anything frothy?
Waiter: It's your lucky day.
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psychotropicpolitics:
when mitt romney says “obama doesn’t understand how to be a leader” because he worked as a community organizer, WHAT HE’S REALLY SAYING IS “it is the norm for a rich white guy to be president, and if you’re a rich white guy who is secretly afraid of black people, vote for me”
I like to think Jimmy Carter was somewhat correct when he said the overwhelming majority of...
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“It’s a form of welfare, having the taxpayers take care of somebody, and I’m an...”
– Ron Paul • Speaking on Jay Leno about his lack of need for Secret Service protection. But the thing is, presidents and presidential candidates have been killed before on the campaign trail. This is not an unrealistic concern. Not sure if we agree with Paul on this one. (via shortformblog)
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humbly requesting some tumblr bombing
I know this isn’t directly related to the GOP or the election, but I figured I’d post it here anyway because it is offensive and stupid.
This person described their research paper as ‘brilliant’- their insightful and innovative essay is called:
The Feminine Mystaque:
Second-Wave Feminism’s Contributions to Rising Rates of ADHD and Autism
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Mitt Romney: 'That's a big lava lamp,...
Mitt Romney visited a Google office in Chicago today & carried on with his typical quirky yet sad attempt at small talk when he told an employee with a lava lamp on his desk: ”That’s a big lava lamp, congratulations.”
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Mitt Romney inspires less Republicans than John...
A new Gallup Poll finds just 35% of Republicans say they would vote “enthusiastically” for Mitt Romney if he wins the GOP nomination — “similar to Republicans’ feelings about voting for Romney in early 2008, but lower than the enthusiasm level for that year’s eventual GOP nominee, John McCain.”
The poll also found that “Republicans are also less enthusiastic about voting for their party’s...
