March 2012
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Bush Nominated Federal Judge Sent Joke Email...
“A little boy said to his mother; ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’” the email forwarded from Cebull’s official court email address on Feb. 20 read, according to the Great Falls Tribune. “His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!’”
Richard Cebull’s email called the joke “a bit touching” and said he...
I hope Rick Santorum orders a Coke and gets Pepsi.
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And then it comes out of his nose.
February 2012
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i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
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Why supporting Ron Paul is backwards
Ron Paul is racist, or at the very least, allowed racist literature to be published under his name. But to me, this isn’t the worst part about Paul as a candidate - His stances on civil liberties and economic issues when it comes to state’s rights are scary. And his supporters who type in all caps and hail him as christ reborn are even worse because they believe that his ‘policy...
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Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
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David Frum: Why the Birth Control Issue Stings →
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Right now, hundreds of thousands of young Americans are using birth control to delay pregnancies they want, but feel they cannot currently afford.
If this poll is correct, almost one-third of young Americans have delayed starting a family because of the bad economy.
Think about how last night’s debate sounded from the point of view of such people.
They are starting their...
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“They’re not pro-life, they’re anti-women.”
– George Carlin (via yeahiwasintheshit)
I sincerely wish the GOP and the Republicans in Congress would give up on calling this whole birth control fiasco a ‘war on religion’ when we really know its their ‘war on sexually active women.’
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Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder →
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It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put on this earth for two reasons, and...
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“Romney: ‘I’m not concerned about the very poor. They’re all...”
– Andy Borowitz
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paxamericana:
Activate the Mechanism!: Newt Gingrich’s PR director makes over 60 changes to candidate’s Wikipedia page
abaldwin360:
Joe DeSantis, Newt Gingrich’s communications director, has come under fire for making significant changes to Gingrich’s Wikipedia page, CNN Political Ticker reported Monday.
According to Wikipedia records, DeSantis has made or requested over 60 alterations to...
“Judging from the candidates’ tax proposals, they seem to believe that the most...”
– Bruce Bartlett, explaining why the GOP should stop invoking Reaganomics. (via wisconsinforward)
Obama opens up big lead over Romney in general...
shortformblog:
9point lead for Obama over Romney in the latest WaPo/ABC News Poll source
» It’s the largest lead either candidate has held over one another since The Washington Post/ABC News started polling Romney-Obama match-ups in April of last year. It’s also a huge reversal from just a month ago, when Romney led Obama by one. Why the change? Well, it could be the (slowly) improving economy,...
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What Did We Learn in Florida? Ugly Politics...
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With the results in and the pundits having a field day making wild claims on TV about what Florida means for the rest of the primary season, it’s time to get down to brass tacks. The real question isn’t what Florida means for the rest of the primary season, but what did we learn from it? Did Romney finally show he can unite the Republican party and beat President Obama? Is the style...
